Arcade Archives Soccer

Genre: Sports (Soccer)

Players: 1-2 Competitive (Local), Online Leaderboards

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Review:

Soccer is a take on the Sport released on Nintendo Entertainment System in 1985 as a launch title in the US, later being ported to arcades as Vs. Soccer. This is Nintendo’s first videogame to take on this sport.

Soccer uses 2D pixel art visuals and chiptune sound design that work well enough for the game. It all has a retro style charm to it, but it’s not exceptional in any way.

Unfortunately, the gameplay here doesn’t really hold up, with clunky controls, sluggish movement, and jarring automatic character-switching. This game simply does not hold up by modern standards.

This release of the game includes a new “Hi-Score Mode” that challenges players to make as many points as they can in one run. There is also a new “Caravan Mode” that does much the same, but with the limit being five minutes. In addition, this release of the game gives players a decent array of options, including various display options, sound options, challenge modifiers, button mapping, and online leaderboards.

So there are only two remaining elephants in the room to discuss. First: Is this game worth its $8 price tag? And second, is it worth buying if you already subscribe to Nintendo Switch Online, which includes a version of this game on its Nintendo Entertainment System app? I’m going to say no on both counts. Not only is $8 pretty steep for a game this old and that plays this poorly, but the Nintendo Entertainment System app version is not different enough to make this version worthwhile in its own right. Really, the only reason anyone would want to buy this release is if they absolutely must own a version of the game. But if you plan on continuing to maintain your Nintendo Switch Online subscription, this release has very little of value for you.

Nintendo’s first Soccer game may have some redeeming value as a footnote in history, but that’s just about all it has. It’s a pretty terrible game of Soccer by today’s standards, and the $8 price tag is just absurd, especially when you can play essentially the same game at no added cost on Nintendo Switch Online’s Nintendo Entertainment System app. Save your $8 and either do that, or buy a better Soccer game.

tl;dr – Soccer is Nintendo’s first take on the Sport, and by far the worst. By today’s standards this game is terrible, a fact made even worse by an insulting $8 price tag, which is even more insulting given that this same game is available on Nintendo Switch Online’s Nintendo Entertainment System app. Do not buy this.

Grade: D

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