Hentai Games Collection for Nintendo Switch – Review

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Hentai Games Collection

Genre: Compilation / Puzzle

Players: 1

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Review:

Hentai Games Collection, released on Nintendo Switch in 2024, is a Compilation containing four games, released separately on Nintendo Switch in 2023. All four games included feature artwork of well-endowed anime-style girls in various states of undress, including toplessness in three of them.

I have separately reviewed these games. Here is what I thought of each of the games in this collection:

GameGenre# of PlayersScore
Hentai GirlsPuzzle1F
tl;drHentai Girls is nominally a Puzzle Game, and as the title makes clear this is also an ecchi game with artwork of scantily-clad and topless girls in compromising poses. Unfortunately, the tile-sliding gameplay is more brain-dead than a children’s game, with terrible controls and some poor game design choices, and while the artwork is nice, it’s nothing interesting enough to sit through this boring gameplay just so you can ogle it. Besides, with only six unique images, there’s not much to ogle in the first place. Trust me, if you want porn, just look for porn. Don’t give this horribly shameless cash grab your money.
Hentai GolfSports (Golf)1D
tl;drHentai Golf is a Golf game that tries to titillate with attractive anime-style girls, but there’s no nudity here, the Golf game is mediocre at best, and the publisher has been playing sleazy games with the price and multiple releases to try to sucker in customers. I suggest that instead of this you play an actual good Golf game, and if you want hentai I’m sure you can find plenty elsewhere on the internet. Don’t waste money on this trash.
Hentai StarsPuzzle1F
tl;drHentai Stars is nominally a Puzzle Game, and as the title makes clear this is also an ecchi game with artwork of scantily-clad and topless girls in compromising poses. Unfortunately, the tile-sliding gameplay is more brain-dead than a children’s game, with terrible controls and some poor game design choices, and while the artwork is nice, it’s nothing interesting enough to sit through this boring gameplay just so you can ogle it. Besides, with only six unique images, there’s not much to ogle in the first place. Trust me, if you want porn, just look for porn. Don’t give this horribly shameless cash grab your money.
Hentai WorldPuzzle1F
tl;drHentai World is nominally a Puzzle Game, and as the title makes clear this is also an ecchi game with artwork of scantily-clad and topless girls in compromising poses. Unfortunately, the tile-sliding gameplay is more brain-dead than a children’s game, with terrible controls and some poor game design choices, and while the artwork is nice, it’s nothing interesting enough to sit through this boring gameplay just so you can ogle it. Trust me, if you want porn, just look for porn. If you want an actual game, get something else. If you can, that is – the way this game was released multiple times just to flood the eShop is particularly gross. Don’t reward this trashy practice with any of your money.

Wow, you just know a bundle is in trouble when the shining star of the package is a terrible Golf game that got a D grade. The other three games all barely qualify as games – they’re all sliding tile puzzles with so little content that even if they were combined into one game, they’d still be pretty content-poor. And apart from Hentai Golf, which does at least offer Golf gameplay even if it is terrible, the only thing the other games have going for them is the sexy art, which you can find in abundance online.

As for the price… this bundle is priced at $70. No, I didn’t just add an extra zero in there by accident. They’re actually selling this pile of trash for $70. Oh, to be sure, they’re doing that thing where they reduce it to $2 every other week to make it seem like it’s a great deal, but just bear in mind, two of the included games here were runners-up for my yearly award for Worst Game of the Year. I may well have included three if I had reviewed Hentai Stars that year.

I would not recommend spending even $2 on this absolute garbage wrapped in a sexy package. Seriously, if you want sexy anime girls to look at, just use your search engine and save yourself the $2. There is absolutely no reason to get this bundle. Even the “best” game here is still pretty bad.

Do. Not. Buy. This.

tl;dr – Hentai Games Collection is a Compilation containing Hentai Girls, Hentai Golf, Hentai Stars, and Hentai World, four games that are all absolutely terrible and try to entice you into buying them with sexy anime-style girls. Do yourself a favor and just look for that sorta’ thing on a search engine. Even at the sale price of $2, these games aren’t worth it.

Grade: F

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