I’m sorry, reader, this is what I feared. Now we’ve lost the page number as well. Soon enough I fear we shall lose ourselves. We can’t go back now, so I’ll just say, reader, I’m sorry for my role in this. Go ahead and click the link, and wherever it leads, know that I wish you the best.

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