The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe for Nintendo Switch – Review

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

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Well, now you’ve really done it. I don’t know how, but it seems you’ve locked us all in an endless loop for all eternity. Is this amusing to you? I surely hope so, because it looks like this is all you’ll be seeing until the end of time… well, or at least until you close this page.

I would say it’s been nice knowing you, reader. Except… well, it hasn’t, has it? You’ve evidently barely tolerated me and I’ve been increasingly frustrated by you. And now we’re both here, in our own little personal hell together. I suppose this is the time to contemplate my choices, try to figure out just what I did wrong that led us both here. But the more I think about it, it wasn’t I who erred, was it? It was you, all along. This is a prison of your making, and you’ve trapped us both in it. Well, go have fun clicking your links, I know that’s what you love most after all. I’ll just be here… wallowing in my eternal torment…

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