Inexplicably, the reader decided to take a header right off the edge of a cliff. Why they would choose to do something so clearly suicidal, I don’t know. Perhaps the joy of finally having the freedom to do whatever they wanted overloaded their brain, and they felt like that meant they were so free that they could fly. Perhaps their habit of constant link-clicking was secretly a sign of severe depression, and they finally felt like this was their only true way out. Or perhaps they were just very, very stupid.

In any case, after falling a great distance off of eShopperReviews, they landed in some dangerous rocks, never to be seen or heard from again. Was that meant metaphorically? Did the reader suddenly give up all interest in videogames and take up an interest in rock collecting? Or perhaps find a newfound love for music? Or was that more literal, as in, “the reader landed head-first on some rocks and bashed their brains in”? No one can say, really. Certainly not I. In either case, their like was never seen nor heard from again, and one way or another they found the peace they sought.

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