The reader decided to enter the SIDEBAR, a shady-looking establishment filled with scoundrels of all sorts absorbed in their individual vices. The smell of cigar smoke filled the air, and in the corner they heard a music player that was so scratchy they were certain that it was on its last legs. Recognizing a strange face in his establishment, the bartender turned around to face the reader. “What’ll it be?” he asked kindly, though his eyes revealed an impatience that said that he’d rather the reader leave as soon as possible.

The reader considered their options. Naturally, the polite thing to do would be to order a DRINK. However, it could be more productive to ASK BARTENDER for information.

The only exit is OUT.

Points: 0

Inventory: None

What do you do?

DRINK

ASK BARTENDER

OUT

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