Being the heartless, nihilistic and bloodthirsty person they are, the reader turned their revolver on its original owner, shooting the bartender dead. Oh, reader… why would you do something so pointless and cruel? Well, the reader’s karmic retribution did not take long, as the unsavory sorts who had previously been quietly nursing their drinks suddenly responded to this shot as if it were a starter pistol, and a massive barfight broke out all around the reader. And with noise and commotion coming from every corner, the reader didn’t see it coming when they were suddenly attacked from behind, hit over the head with a heavy blunt object, instantly killing them.

So congratulations on your short, needlessly violent time within this game.

Points: 1

Inventory: REVOLVER

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