The reader decided they needed to know more about where they are, so they could better plan their next course of action. Upon asking the bartender, he responds, “This is the eShopperReviews.com website, where Jake McNeill writes reviews of games on Nintendo platforms, and occasionally he writes stupid experimental stuff like this. If you’re looking for a particular review, you’re probably better off starting at the Homepage. Jake maintains multiple indexes of all of his reviews and important articles, trying to make this subreddit as easy to navigate as possible.”

The reader was not sure this was quite the information they were looking for, but they thanked the bartender all the same.

“Will there be anything else?” the bartender asked.

Thinking about it, the reader decided that they could ASK BARTENDER about the NARRATOR to see if they might learn about a secret weakness, or perhaps his location. Alternately, they could ask about a WEAPON that might help them to fell their sworn enemy.

The only exit is OUT.

Points: 1

Inventory: REVOLVER

What do you do?

USE REVOLVER BARTENDER

ASK BARTENDER NARRATOR

ASK BARTENDER WEAPON

OUT

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