As the reader ventured West, they suddenly come face to face with their sworn enemy, the narrator.
“What? Come to face me unarmed!?” the narrator scoffed, “then surely you are a fool!”
“That’s what you think!” shouted the reader in reply, whipping the REVOLVER out and aiming it squarely at the narrator.
The narrator narrowed his eyes. “You fool,” he said, “you cannot exist without me. I am the creator of this world, the god of this universe! You cannot hope to stop me with a mere gun! Stop this foolishness now, and come back to the REVIEW. That’s what you came here for in the first place, yes? You have no other options, this is the only way forward.”
Points: 1
Inventory: REVOLVER
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