As the reader ventured West, they suddenly come face to face with their sworn enemy, the narrator.

“What? Come to face me unarmed!?” the narrator scoffed, “then surely you are a fool! Or perhaps you simply clicked ‘WEST’ without knowing I was here, something you couldn’t have possibly realized ahead of time. But in either case, you’re mine now! Come, back to a life free of choice and agency! Back… to the review!”

The reader then found the path behind them blocked by flames. Apparently I’m a wizard also. Frantic, the reader searched for any other salvation they could find, and noticed a path into a dark cave to the NORTH. Alternately, the player could decide to give up and just go read the REVIEW.

Points: 0

Inventory: None

What do you do?

NORTH

REVIEW

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