The reader scurried into the cave, running for dear life from the review I worked so hard to write. They ran with such speed that soon they realized they were surrounded by darkness, a darkness the narrator had not followed them into. Soon it became clear why the narrator had not joined the reader in their spelunking, as the reader now found themselves so completely enveloped in darkness that they were unable to find their way back out.

Stumbling in the darkness, the reader could not feel their way back into the sunlight. As they fumbled about, the reader was eaten by a Grue.

Points: 0

Inventory: None

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